Kids come up with some doozies sometimes , what have yours said recently that just made you laugh, or hide from embrassment, or wonder how they got that smart? 

 

So I ask the kids to clean up thier rooms today, I got the gambet of regular excuses... THen Liv setting on the potty shouts to me "mom I can't clean up my room, I'm too sad..." Awww honey why are you sad? "Cause you don't buy me tomatoes"

which I will have you know is a staple in her diet at the moment and we are stocked up... where do they come up with this stuff.

Little ones are so funny!!! I dont know where or how they come up with the funny things they say!

My niece was over yesterday, her hair was all over her face so I was fixing it, and I asked her where she got her pretty blonde hair from.  He reply was McDonalds.

My neice was in the car with me (years ago) and we were at the bank waiting our turn in line.  In the car next to me was a woman holding her infant in her lap in the front seat of the car - big pet peeve of mine - so under my breath I said to myself "Geez, lady, put your kid in a car seat."  Well, my neice, being the adorable little sponge that she is, rolls down the back window and shouts: "Geez, lady, put your kid in a car seat!"  I only hope that in hearing that from a little girl, the lady thought twice the next time they went for a ride.

My 2 yr old lil man told me happy birthday yesterday (instead of happy mothers day) i thought it was cute

N everytime he was sassy yesterday said " Sorry mom I was sassy Ilove you Happy Mother's Day"  He also got upset that E bought a gift certificate N thought I needed a car engine!

Joyce has a cold. Well the other morning she got up and came in the kitchen with her noise running. She told me mommy I need a napkin cause my noise is raining.

 

The other day we were at my parents and daddy was messing with her and she told him to stop cause she is haveing bad hair today.

 

I sure dont know where or how they come up with some of this stuff.

 

She also was telling eveyone Happy birthday on Mothers Day.

I don't have anything too specific, but Ammon likes to say "no thanks" instead of just "no" when I ask him to do something.  It's pretty cute.  At least he is being polite when he is being defiant right?

Yesterday my youngest was so exctied that we got the van back, we had to get it fixed. Every time you go there to get car repairs they give you your keys back with a number 1 keychain and it's bright yellow. Well my bf gave her the keychain which she put on her neck  chain it has dora all over it. It's for keys.

My oldest and youngest were playing a game. I heard my oldest arguing with my youngest. Suddenly I heard,"HOPE, YOU ARE NOT FIRST, I AM FIRST BECAUSE I AM NUMBER ONE!" LOL

I had a huge KICK out of that. She is still wearing it. I guess if the little ones in SK believe her, she just may win her case in the battle of who goes first?!

Youngest has PROOF!

my lil Eli ran to store w grumpy  and comes tearing in house caling gammy happy day mothers !!!  as he joyously gave his granny flowers  it was truly highlite of  my day  an soooo sweet

Yesterday being Mothers Day and all, we were doing some family wrestling and kidding around and my oldest says "we have to be nice to mom because it is her day, tomorrow we can beat up on her again"

 

Jacob seems to always be saying something funny. Just today after we took the kids to school as we got out of our car he screams "Its windy time!!" Its really windy here in AZ today and he was so excited. We sat outside for a few minutes watching leaves and such blow around. It was funny. Who knew wind was so exciting!!

Kids can say some of the most profound, to the most halarious things i've ever heard..and having 5 new talkers in my house.. we've gotten alot lately... the potty training 3 little boys at the same time... well, can't type those ones..lol.. cause you could take Everything sooo wrong.. lol, very funny to say the least... hehe

 the 2 year old little boy who will do a running monolouge during the day.. Jen is making toast.. Jen has juice for cohen, and so on...lol, but he said, "The boys will come, To Jen's home.. boys home (the other boys here..5 in total.. they refer to themselves as the "boys")... boys can all play.. in our Daytime home.."   SO cute.. our Daytime Home!!!   And when the next drop off for the next child... oh my he gets excited... lol, So it was the biggest treat, to know how much he enjoys being here!!  

I asked brianna yesterday if she wanted more juice, she said "no" i said "you mean no thank you" she said "YOUR WELCOME"

My little niece was trying to sample bites of other people's food at dinner. Some were more willing to share saliva than others. When one of the family members declined, she said, "What's the problem? We all have the same guts!"