A WOMAN'S POEM 

 He didn't like the casserole 

 And he didn't like my cake. 

 He said my biscuits were too hard... 

 Not like his mother used to make.

I didn't perk the coffee right

He didn't like the stew,

I didn 't mend his socks

The way his mother used to do. 

 I pondered for an answer 

 I was looking for a clue. 

 Then I turned around and smacked the $#%*!! ... out of him

 Like his mother used to do

THIS ISN'T A JOKE BUT I LOVE LOOKING AT THESE ILLUSIONS!!

If your brain works normally this is neat.
This is another example of an amazing illusion!!! The last sentence is so true.

If your eyes follow the movement of the rotating pink dot, the dots will remain only one color, pink.

However if you stare at the black " +" in the center, the moving dot turns to green.

Now, concentrate on the black " + " in the center of the picture. After a short period, all the pink dots will slowly disappear, and you will only see only a single green dot rotating.

It's amazing how our brain works. There really is no green dot , and the pink ones really don't disappear. This should be proof enough, we don't always see what we think we see.

In Richardson, Texas State Trooper was running radar. He had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting any. Then he discovered the problem. A 12 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD!" The officer later found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading, "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)

BETTER A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Plano, Texas. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

BEST! A young woman was pulled over in Austin, Texas for speeding. As the TX State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Texas State Police Ball." He replied, "Texas State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.

MINE ARE: 1.SHY (WHEN I REALLY DON'T KNOW YOU)

                     2. LOUD (WHEN I KNOW YOU)

                     3. SENSITIVE

1. WALLET

2. SUNGLASSES

3. COUPONS

4. CELL

5. KEYS