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antygamma Joined: 1/11/07 Posts: 3827	Title: So scared... Posted: 1 years ago Wow Thats a scary experience, and why when Grumpy helps KK walk our bigger dogs he always carries a stic with him A BIGGGGGGGGGG Stick too hehheh .... And why when mine escape We ALLL go after em till they are in we dont want to scare anyone and its no fun. One night when he and I were out walking 4 of ours 3 srs one middle aged REALLY late 2 dogs came at us real suddenly and I fell trying to reign mine in when they lept to protect me and wound up w a HUGE scrape down my shin wound up hospitalizing me Needless to say I quit walking them at nitght anymore around here anyways ... tho in Hi I walked small dogs every nite ... but point is I was scared stiff!!! Phil 4:8 think on those things that are true,honest,just,pure,lovely and of good report,if there be any virtue any praise, think on these things prov.22:7 for as we think in our hearts ,so are we.... Jesus loves the little children !!! HES GOT THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD IN HIS HANDS !!!
antygamma Joined: 1/11/07 Posts: 3827	Title: FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY Posted: 1 years ago Go read Sammis blog for FUNNY Mommy Grocery shopping Humour!!! Its REALLY Funny Phil 4:8 think on those things that are true,honest,just,pure,lovely and of good report,if there be any virtue any praise, think on these things prov.22:7 for as we think in our hearts ,so are we.... Jesus loves the little children !!! HES GOT THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD IN HIS HANDS !!!
antygamma Joined: 1/11/07 Posts: 3827	Title: Name Your Top Five Absolute Fave Snacks!!! Posted: 1 years ago HMMMM This harder than I thought hehheh Depends on Mood lol and how serious about losing wht little frozen candy bars cantalope already chunked for me watermelon already chunked seedess too lol shrimp dip and Chips Ruffles those lil garlic bread pretzels Phil 4:8 think on those things that are true,honest,just,pure,lovely and of good report,if there be any virtue any praise, think on these things prov.22:7 for as we think in our hearts ,so are we.... Jesus loves the little children !!! HES GOT THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD IN HIS HANDS !!!
antygamma Joined: 1/11/07 Posts: 3827	Title: Having trouble w Forgiveness issues? Read this Posted: 1 years ago This came to me today at a moment I was REALLY STRUGGLING with this issue and it helped me regain perspective so I shared it w us all ...Ive been reading alot of recent posts about being hurt and trying to cope w loss soo I Pray it does help others too Phil 4:8 think on those things that are true,honest,just,pure,lovely and of good report,if there be any virtue any praise, think on these things prov.22:7 for as we think in our hearts ,so are we.... Jesus loves the little children !!! HES GOT THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD IN HIS HANDS !!!
antygamma Joined: 1/11/07 Posts: 3827	Title: Had to Brag! Posted: 1 years ago Enjoy the new toy And enjoy the weekend too and the new joy in your life God Bless you and the girls and your new guy Phil 4:8 think on those things that are true,honest,just,pure,lovely and of good report,if there be any virtue any praise, think on these things prov.22:7 for as we think in our hearts ,so are we.... Jesus loves the little children !!! HES GOT THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD IN HIS HANDS !!!
antygamma Joined: 1/11/07 Posts: 3827	Title: just flaughs its the weekend Posted: 1 years ago . Andy Rooney on Monica. Can you believe it? Monica turned 28 this week.. It seems like only yesterday that she was crawling round the White House on her hands and knees. 2. Andy Rooney on Vegetarians. Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning "lousy hunter". 3. Andy Rooney on Prisoners. Did you know that it costs forty thousand dollars a year to house each prisoner? Jeez, for forty thousand bucks apiece I'll take a few prisoners into my house. I live in Los Angeles. I already have bars on the windows. I don't think we should give free room and board to criminals. I think they should have to run twelve hours a day on a treadmill and generate electricity. And, if they don't want to run, they can rest in the chair that's hooked up to the generator. 4. Andy Rooney on Fabric Softeners. My wife uses fabric softener. I never knew what that stuff was for.Then I noticed women coming up to me, sniffing, then saying under their breath, "Married!" and walking away. Fabric softeners are how our wives mark their territory. We can take off the ring. But, it's hard to get that April Fresh scent out of your clothes. 5. Andy Rooney on morning differences. Men and women are different in the morning. We men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve. 6.Andy Rooney on cripes My wife's from the midwest. Very nice people there. Very wholesome. They use words like 'Cripes' 'For Cripes sake.' Who would that be; Jesus Cripes? The son of 'Gosh' of the church of 'Holy Moly'? I'm not making fun of it. You think I wanna burn in 'Heck'? 7. Rooney on Grandma My grandmother has a bumper sticker on her car that says, 'Sexy Senior Citizen.' You don't want to think of your grandmother that way, do you? Out entering wet shawl contests. Makes you wonder where she got that dollar she gave you for your birthday. 8. Rooney on answering machines. Did you ever hear one of these corny positive messages on someone's answering machine? "Hi, it's a great day and I'm out enjoying it right now. I hope you are too. The thought for the day is: "Share the love." BEEP "Uh, yeah...this is the VD clinic calling....Speaking of being positive, your test results are back. Stop sharing the love..." Phil 4:8 think on those things that are true,honest,just,pure,lovely and of good report,if there be any virtue any praise, think on these things prov.22:7 for as we think in our hearts ,so are we.... Jesus loves the little children !!! HES GOT THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD IN HIS HANDS !!!
antygamma Joined: 1/11/07 Posts: 3827	Group Forum Post Group:KIDS AND PETS or PETS AS KIDS TEEHEE Title: pet rules !!!!very funny Posted: 1 years ago Pet Rules--Memo to the Family ... Phil 4:8 think on those things that are true,honest,just,pure,lovely and of good report,if there be any virtue any praise, think on these things prov.22:7 for as we think in our hearts ,so are we.... Jesus loves the little children !!! HES GOT THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD IN HIS HANDS !!!
antygamma Joined: 1/11/07 Posts: 3827	Title: try this Betcha cant do it hehheh Posted: 1 years ago Guess what I've spent most of the morning doing? >> >>This is is crazy, but it's true. > > How Smart is Your Right foot? This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And you will keep trying at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can't. 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction. I told you so ......And there's nothing you can do about it! Phil 4:8 think on those things that are true,honest,just,pure,lovely and of good report,if there be any virtue any praise, think on these things prov.22:7 for as we think in our hearts ,so are we.... Jesus loves the little children !!! HES GOT THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD IN HIS HANDS !!!
antygamma Joined: 1/11/07 Posts: 3827	Title: This is for ALL Bring a hanky Posted: 1 years ago While I think fathers will appreciate this as well, only a mother will know the true emotion of this. After 21 years of marriage, I discovered a new way of keeping alive the spark of love. A little while ago I started to go out with another woman. It was really my wife's idea. "I know that you love her," she said one day, taking me by surprise. "But I love YOU," I protested. "I know, but you also love her." The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my mother, who has been a widow for 19 years The demands of my work and my three children had made it possible to visit her only occasionally. That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner and a movie. "What's wrong, are you okay ?" she asked. My mother is the type of woman who suspects that a late night call or a surprise invitation is a sign of bad news. "I thought that it would be nice to spend some time with you," I responded. "Just the two of us ?" She thought about it for a moment, then said, "I would like that very much." That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick her up I was a bit nervous. When I arrived at her house, I noticed that she, too, seemed to be nervous about our "date." She waited in the door with her coat on. She had curled her hair and was wearing the dress that she had worn to celebrate her last wedding anniversary. She smiled from a face that was as radiant as an angel's. "I told my friends that I was going to go out with my son, and they were impressed," she said, as she got into the car. "They can't wait to hear about our meeting." We went to a restaurant that, although not elegant, was very nice and cozy. My mother took my arm as if she were the First Lady. After we sat down, I had to read the menu. Her eyes could only read large print. Half way through the entrees, I lifted my eyes and saw Mom sitting there staring at me. A nostalgic smile was on her lips. "It was I who used to have to read the menu when you were small," she". Then it's time that you relax and let me return the favor," I responded. During the dinner we had an agreeable conversation - nothing extraordinary- but catching up on recent events of each other's life. We talked so much that we missed the movie. As we arrived at her house later, she said, "I'll go out with you again, but only if you let me invite you." I agreed. "How was your dinner date?" asked my wife when I got home. "Very nice. Much more so than I could have imagined," I answered. A few days later my mother died of a massive heart attack. It happened so suddenly that I didn't have a chance to do anything for her. Some time later I received an envelope with a copy of a restaurant receipt from the same place my mother and I had dined. An attached note read: "Son, I paid this bill in advance. I was almost sure that I couldn't be there but, nevertheless, I paid for two plates - one for you and the other for your wife. You will never know what that night meant for me. I love you." At that moment I understood the importance of saying, in time: "I LOVE YOU" and to give our loved ones the time that they deserve. Nothing in life is more important than your family. Give them the time they deserve, because these things cannot be put off till "some other time." Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you've had a baby ... somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother, " Normal ," is history. Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct ... somebody never took a three-year-old shopping. Somebody said being a mother is boring .... somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's permit. Somebody said if you're a "good" mother, your child will "turn out good." Somebody thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee. Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices .... somebody never came out the back door just in time to see her child hit a golf ball through the neighbor's kitchen window. Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother. Somebody never helped a fourth grader with his math. Somebody said you can't love the fifth child as much as you love the first. Somebody doesn't have five children. Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing questions in the books ... somebody never had a child stuff beans up his nose or in his ears. Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery .. Somebody never watched her "baby" get on the bus for the first day of kindergarten... or on a plane headed for military "boot camp". Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one hand tied behind her back ... somebody never organized seven giggling Brownies to sell cookies. Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married .. Somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in-law to a mother's heartstrings. Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves home ... Somebody never had grandchildren. Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to tell her .... somebody isn't a mother. Phil 4:8 think on those things that are true,honest,just,pure,lovely and of good report,if there be any virtue any praise, think on these things prov.22:7 for as we think in our hearts ,so are we.... Jesus loves the little children !!! HES GOT THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD IN HIS HANDS !!!
antygamma Joined: 1/11/07 Posts: 3827	Title: Kitty Litter Cake a REAL Recipe hehheh Posted: 1 years ago WANT TO HAVE FUN AT A PARTY? PREPARE THIS RECIPE! COMPLETELY EDIBLE, BUT YOUR FRIENDS MAY NOT THINK SO! On a recent visit to our veterinarian to get shots for our cat I found this recipe on the waiting room bulletin board. After recovering from hysterical laughter, I obtained a copy from the office staff so that my wife could make it, which she refused to do. I took it to work and gave the recipe to a lady at work who loves cats The pictures below show the results of her work, which looks like S#%* but it's actually quite tasty, so I decided to pass it along. CAKE INGREDIENTS 1 box spice or German chocolate cake mix 1 box of white cake mix 1 package white sandwich cookies 1 large package vanilla instant pudding mix A few drops green food coloring 12 small Tootsie Rolls or equivalent SERVING DISHES AND UTENSILS 1 NEW cat-litter box 1 NEW cat-litter box liner 1 NEW pooper scooper Prepare and bake cake mixes, according to directions, in any size pan. Prepare pudding and chill. Crumble cookies in small batches in blender or food processor. Add a few drops of green food coloring to 1 cup of cookie crumbs. Mix with a fork or shake in a jar. Set aside. When cakes are at room temperature, crumble them into a large bowl. Toss with half of the remaining cookie crumbs and enough pudding to make the mixture moist but not soggy. Place liner in litter box and pour in mixture. Unwrap 3 Tootsie Rolls and heat in a microwave until soft and pliable. Shape the blunt ends into slightly curved points. Repeat with three more rolls. Bury the rolls decoratively in the cake mixture. Sprinkle remaining white cookie crumbs over the mixture, then scatter green crumbs lightly over top. Heat 5 more Tootsie Rolls until almost melted. Scrape them on top of the cake and sprinkle with crumbs from the litter box. Heat the remaining Tootsie Roll until pliable and hang it over the edge of the box. Place box on a sheet of newspaper and serve with scooper. Yum! If you want to see pic of Done Cake go to Kitty Litter Cake Recipes .com Its Real Cake Phil 4:8 think on those things that are true,honest,just,pure,lovely and of good report,if there be any virtue any praise, think on these things prov.22:7 for as we think in our hearts ,so are we.... Jesus loves the little children !!! HES GOT THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD IN HIS HANDS !!!
antygamma Joined: 1/11/07 Posts: 3827	Title: Abortion Posted: 1 years ago Did you see Silent Scream on those sites? It haunts you ALWAYS about abortion and that no matter the term or the stage those are babies from moment of conception... They develope nerve endings and feel pain and pleasure before they are cmpletely formed and they are totally helpless and depentdent on us the mommas to protect them I loved the way our preacher put it this AM All the hoopla and the publicity about the horrible things things Vic did to the dogs w his proteges badddd indeed but NARY a word about all the tiny deliberately snuffed out lives done daily around the planet Sad state our world is in So I am thinking about going back to our prolife center here and getting reinvolved in counseling end again helping young women make better choices for the unexpected, unprepared for pregnancys to help the mommas and babies too.... Bless you for expressing your horror . God be w you and yours Phil 4:8 think on those things that are true,honest,just,pure,lovely and of good report,if there be any virtue any praise, think on these things prov.22:7 for as we think in our hearts ,so are we.... Jesus loves the little children !!! HES GOT THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD IN HIS HANDS !!!
antygamma Joined: 1/11/07 Posts: 3827	Title: try this Betcha cant do it hehheh Posted: 1 years ago Personally sometimes I can do it others not but most of my emai friends said they couldnt hehheh Glad to see yall are so coordinated lol Phil 4:8 think on those things that are true,honest,just,pure,lovely and of good report,if there be any virtue any praise, think on these things prov.22:7 for as we think in our hearts ,so are we.... Jesus loves the little children !!! HES GOT THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD IN HIS HANDS !!!
antygamma Joined: 1/11/07 Posts: 3827	Title: Internet Etiquette Posted: 1 years ago Hi All !! Val, Thank You for pointing out what is appently the official Internet Ettiquet I Know you were sharing info and Not meaning anything hurtful by it.... my posts were also only meant to show there are SEVERAL reasons WHY some of us use caps also including days personally Im too lazy to mess w the dangblamed keys when they wont cooperate So Please dont think youve offended Me or anyone as we all love you lots I am not ever intending rudeness when I use OK And thats for the peeps who think I simply dont care as they dont read my posts thru hehheh or the question wouldnt have even arisen It was never you dear I love you and think you are Fun Funny and Smart lady!!! hehheh I actually think all Ive met here are pretty smart lol Phil 4:8 think on those things that are true,honest,just,pure,lovely and of good report,if there be any virtue any praise, think on these things prov.22:7 for as we think in our hearts ,so are we.... Jesus loves the little children !!! HES GOT THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD IN HIS HANDS !!!
antygamma Joined: 1/11/07 Posts: 3827	Title: Grocery Shopping with Kids... UGHH!! Posted: 1 years ago Yupper that was Sammis best ebay post ever blog !!!!! FUNNY isnt it? I laughed my but off TY for putting on forum so it stays read lol Phil 4:8 think on those things that are true,honest,just,pure,lovely and of good report,if there be any virtue any praise, think on these things prov.22:7 for as we think in our hearts ,so are we.... Jesus loves the little children !!! HES GOT THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD IN HIS HANDS !!!
antygamma Joined: 1/11/07 Posts: 3827	Title: my little smarty pants Posted: 1 years ago what a little sweet smart angel you sound as proud as you feel momma awwee Phil 4:8 think on those things that are true,honest,just,pure,lovely and of good report,if there be any virtue any praise, think on these things prov.22:7 for as we think in our hearts ,so are we.... Jesus loves the little children !!! HES GOT THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD IN HIS HANDS !!!

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