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I Miss…
In "The Dana Files", Date: 09/20/08 11:11am
…that baby’s head of hair.
When I think back to the day that Dawson was born, I remember that he didn’t have much hair on his little head. But, within a few short months, his baby hair was growing quite nicely and I swore I would never
I’m Sorry I Got You Germy, Mumma
In "The Dana Files", Date: 09/19/08 7:34pm
I stayed home from work today because this cold is kicking my butt. I awoke with a massive headache, barking like a seal, and began to cry. I hate being sick. Obviously, no one enjoys being sick, but when I’m ill I just want someone to take care
One Should Never Post When She Has a Cold
In "The Dana Files", Date: 09/18/08 1:29pm
It seems that I’m sick. Now that Dawson is in preschool he’s been exposed to a new host of germs and has lovingly decided to share them with me. It’s my own fault because I’m one of those parents who gives her child a hug and k
In "The Dana Files", Date: 09/16/08 8:36am
As the mother of a preschooler I have my fair share of battles when it comes to bedtime. Dawson is four years old today, and for the last 2 1/2 years, he’s been sleeping in bed with my husband and me.
It’s my own fault, really. When he was a
Jambalaya
In "The Dana Files", Date: 09/12/08 5:34am
Shortly after Doug and I were married I had the desire to go back to school. I was only a year away from earning my degree in Business Administration and I knew if I didn’t finish at that time I probably never would. (I discovered later that the
Nine, Eleven: Forever In Memory
In "The Dana Files", Date: 09/11/08 5:06am
Today, I am silent. Every year of the last seven, on this day, I pause and remember. I remember the devastation. The sadness. The fear. The anger. The tragedy.
I remember television news footage and amateur video capture. I remember towers t
Preschool Life
In "The Dana Files", Date: 09/10/08 4:07am
Yesterday my little boy attended his first day of preschool, and he loved it. The morning was beautiful. The sun was shining, birds were chirping and the alarm clock rang out at 8 a.m., announcing it was time to get up.
I tiptoed into the bedroom and
Saturday Update
In "The Dana Files", Date: 09/06/08 4:54am
I’m so happy it’s Saturday. The week was long and I felt as though I was constantly being rushed to complete chores and tasks and errands, both at home and at work. Alas, I can relax a bit before the start of next week. Or so I thought.
In Two Weeks…
In "The Dana Files", Date: 09/02/08 8:53am
…this little baby of mine turns 4 years old. I’m a little depressed about this. I don’t know why.
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I Was a Blogger in My Former Life
In "The Dana Files", Date: 08/29/08 8:51am
I know. I’m a terrible blogger these days. I admit it. I’ve fallen off the blogging bus and keep missing the others that go by. I don’t know how my world has become nothing but a chaotic game of cat and mouse; constantly chasing
Make the Pain Go Away
In "The Dana Files", Date: 08/26/08 7:55pm
For the past few weeks, I’ve been tired. Exhausted really. My husband jokes that it’s all those sleepless nights, months of insomnia, catching up with me.
Migraines come and go every other day or so. Aspirin, or Exedrin? Neither helps.
I’m Taking the Day Off
In "The Dana Files", Date: 08/17/08 10:53am
Just a few updates:
Dad is awake and I was able to speak to him on the phone this morning. I called the ICU for an update and his nurse passed the phone to me. It was wonderful to hear his voice, and he still sounds congested due to the surgery on hi
Dad Is Okay
In "The Dana Files", Date: 08/15/08 8:38pm
I just got home after a long and trying day. I’m utterly exhausted and I can barely keep my head up and eyes open, but I know many of you are on pins and needles and I wanted to make sure I came over to update on Dad’s surgery.
I woke up thi
I’ve Gotta Have Faith
In "The Dana Files", Date: 08/14/08 7:02pm
When I was a little girl, if something scary happened, I would go to my Daddy and tell him what I was afraid of. He would let me curl up in his lap and he’d tell me everything would be okay, that he would protect me. As he comforted me, and spok
A Happy Monday (There’s A First Time For Everything)
In "The Dana Files", Date: 08/11/08 10:04am
So I had this brief fit of panic as I stepped on the scale yesterday morning. I had gained 3 pounds. It was devastating, because I’ve been very disciplined about eating right and working out.
This morning I woke up and went to the bathroom becau
Forks and French Fries: A Dinner Time Fit
In "The Dana Files", Date: 08/09/08 3:21pm
Before I was pregnant, Doug and I enjoyed going out to dinner at least once a week. As I look back on it now, that’s a lot of money spent on dining out. But we were young and childless and one of our favorite ways to spend some of that disposabl
Fifteen Pounds Gone…
In "The Dana Files", Date: 08/08/08 8:17pm
…and look what fits:
I hadn’t been able to wear my wedding ring in almost a year. It fits comfortably again, and this makes me very happy.
I know that 15 pounds in less than three weeks is sort of drastic, but I’m not using drastic meas
Can-Do Zoo: Can We Dig It?
In "The Dana Files", Date: 08/06/08 7:49pm
“Mom, I like this game!”
I must have heard those words ten times while Dawson was playing the new game Bob the Builder: Can-Do Zoo.
Head over to Dana Reviews to read about this brilliant game for preschoolers!
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More Than A Hard Day’s Night
In "The Dana Files", Date: 08/06/08 1:59am
So, remember when I told y’all about the gunshots I heard Sunday night? Yeah…it kinda, sorta turns out those bangs were just very loud firecrackers being lit off by stupid teenagers.
The same stupid teenagers decided to run through my yard w
Four Going On Fourteen
In "The Dana Files", Date: 07/25/08 8:33am
This morning, Dawson refused to listen to me. I swear the child was testing me, to see how much I’d let him get away with. I wasn’t biting that line, and when he threw the mother of all temper tantrums, I sent him to his room. Five minut
I Must Be Out of My Mind
In "The Dana Files", Date: 07/19/08 9:28am
For your information, I woke up at 6:30 a.m. to shower and dress myself for yoga class. The session was sponsored by Boca, and the instructor was too darn gorgeous. I hate her. Okay not really. She was awesome. It was her teeny tiny waist that I hate
I’ll Leave My Heart In San Francisco
In "The Dana Files", Date: 07/18/08 11:57pm
So. I’m here. In San Francisco. Yes, it’s amazing. Yes, I’m having a fabulous time. Yes, I’m sorry that some of you are not here with me to party, party, party.
I’ve gone to six cocktail parties in the past 24 hours
Flying Freaks Me Out
In "The Dana Files", Date: 07/17/08 5:00am
Since I have this really awesome tool with Wordpress that allows me to post date my blog entries, while you’re reading this I’ll be thousands of feet in the sky on my broom in an airplane, on my way to San Francisco for BlogHer ‘08.
I
Me…Having a Mini Panic Attack
In "The Dana Files", Date: 07/11/08 5:58pm
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Safe & Secure With Schlage For Sure
In "The Dana Files", Date: 07/10/08 9:04am
Those who know me well are aware of my occasional bouts of absentmindedness. I can’t count the number of times I’ve locked my keys in my car or locked myself out of the house — yes, there are that many.
I was excited when the folks at S
Fourth of July 2008 in Pictures
In "The Dana Files", Date: 07/06/08 8:36pm
We celebrated Independence Day at Bukolt Park in Stevens Point. It’s a tradition my father started nearly ten years ago. We always gather together earlier in the afternoon and have a cookout with friends and family. It’s a wonderful, happy c
Fantasy Football, Frustration and Favre! He Could Come Back? For Real?
In "The Dana Files", Date: 07/03/08 7:41am
So, I’m sitting at my desk, trying to figure out how the hell I ended up with Tom Brady on my Fantasy Football roster (so much for NFL.com’s automated draft thingie. Yes, I said thingie. This is my first time playing FF by myself. Cut me a
Larry Gitis, Kiss My Arse
In "The Dana Files", Date: 07/01/08 8:50am
It’s official. I’ve contracted Laryngitis, and according to the doctor, it will get worse before it gets better. Umm, hello? What could be worse than losing my voice, getting it back somewhat, losing it again, clearing my throat 80 million
Blame the Queen of Spain for this Video Vain*
In "The Dana Files", Date: 06/30/08 1:14pm
*Updated - I gave in! The Seesmic plugin has been activated on my blog. Now you can leave video comments if you’re so inclined.
Also, I need to give a special shout out to my brother Nathan. It’s his 25th Birthday today. Nate…youR
Because I Said So
In "The Dana Files", Date: 06/30/08 8:13am
I’m sick. It’s laryngitis, I think. Thanks to WebMD, I was able to determine why I have had a sore throat and raspy, almost non-existent voice since last Wednesday.
I honestly thought it was just a looming cold, but it’s not. Then I t
I Love This Man
In "The Dana Files", Date: 06/09/08 4:43am
He can piss me off faster than a Porsche going from zero to sixty, but he can make me laugh and smile on even my darkest of days.
I love this man. More than cheap wine and shrimp dinners, and believe me, that was a toss up.
I joke, but truly…. He
I Drop the F-Bomb Too Much
In "The Dana Files", Date: 06/05/08 7:30am
Apparently, I’ve been cussing a little too much lately. It must be the fucking F-bomb. I admit it. Saying that word makes me feel a little better. However, it does NOT make me a classy lady. So, in an effort to once again be the good Catho
One Should Never Blog When Tired
In "The Dana Files", Date: 06/04/08 4:16pm
It’s been a very long, exhausting day. Yesterday, Dawson decided to throw up on the living room rug and then told me his tummy and his ears hurt. I honestly thought he was just faking an illness to get out of going to daycare, and I didn’t w
Acci-Dental
In "The Dana Files", Date: 06/03/08 10:16am
Yesterday, I mentioned that I had to see my dentist. For the record, going to the dentist scares me. Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve been freaked out about the fact that I have to keep my mouth open for long durations while someone sticks his
Blog ‘N Run…
In "The Dana Files", Date: 06/02/08 6:12am
It’s the second day of June, and already life has become hella bizzay. My goodness. I can’t even keep up! I have three posts sitting in my draft bin, staring at me, demanding to know when I’m going to publish them. I don’t re
Video Game Review : Go Pets, Vacation Island
In "The Dana Files", Date: 05/31/08 6:58am
I’m not much of a video game connoisseur. We have an old PS1 tucked away in a closet, and occasionally I drag it out of hiding to play Tetris with Dawson.
A few years back I had a Game Boy Advance, and I bought it only because I saw an old Super Ma
I’m Taking Charge of My Fertility
In "The Dana Files", Date: 05/29/08 10:59pm
Hi. My name is Dana, and I’m “Reproductively Challenged.” It’s rather uncomfortable for me to admit that I have difficulty conceiving. Factors like weight, heredity, genes, hypertension and other familial traits have contributed
Hello, Baby? I’d Like You Out of My Uterus, Please!
In "The Dana Files", Date: 05/28/08 7:46am
Sam at Temporarily Me is 7 days overdue, and since most of us know how anxious we were to deliver the babies that took up residence in our wombs for nine months, we’re having a Bloggy Baby Shower to let Sam know we’re crossing our fingers and
Breathe Easy with AccuClean from American Standard
In "The Dana Files", Date: 05/27/08 5:08am
I went outside this morning to move the car because the construction workers are here to replace our roof. I noticed a yellow powder all over the hood of my usually green Ford Focus. It’s that time of year again. Trees have morphed from budded br
Happy Memorial Day
In "The Dana Files", Date: 05/26/08 8:15am
Mom & Dad, married 30 years and still in love.
Self-Portrait, resembling my mother.
Our Family Photo.
Family Togetherness, sitting around a fire pit.
Our Memorial Day Weekend kicked off Friday night with Family Game Night in the living room. Doug,
Lazy-day
In "The Dana Files", Date: 05/24/08 12:39pm
I’ve been lazy all day long. Well, except for the one domestic duty I completed, called vacuuming. Other than that I’ve done nothing productive.
I lounged on the couch until a 9:30. I poured Dawson a bowl of cereal. I played Brain Age on N
Age Is Just A Number
In "The Dana Files", Date: 05/22/08 8:01am
Dawson is back at daycare four days per week, as I’ve taken a part-time job for the next few months to help a family member. Due to the delicate nature of the situation and to protect the privacy of those involved, I’ve been asked not to blog
The Working Woman’s Pregnancy Book
In "The Dana Files", Date: 05/21/08 7:14am
The moment I found out I was pregnant with Dawson, I went to the nearest bookstore and purchased two or three pregnancy books, one of which was What to Expect When You’re Expecting. The book was jam-packed with facts and information, but it scared m
Summer, Summer, Summer Time
In "The Dana Files", Date: 05/19/08 9:29am
Yes, the Fresh Prince song is stuck in my head…
With Memorial Day this weekend, I’ve started planning our entire summer. Trips to Noah’s Ark, Six Flags Great America, church picnics, Brewers games (yes, more baseball!), Polish Fest and
You Say Tomato, I Say Fresh & Simple
In "The Dana Files", Date: 05/17/08 5:00am
At la casa dei Dana Files, pasta is served quite often. It’s quick and easy to make, tastes molto delizioso, and it’s something that The Pickiest Eater Ever, aka Dawson, will eat without complaint. In fact, we’ve boiled so many noodles
Take Me Out to the Ball Game, Then Take Me Out to the Zoo!
In "The Dana Files", Date: 05/16/08 1:37pm
Our mini-vacation to Milwaukee went surprisingly well. For a few days before we departed, I worried that anything and everything that could possibly go wrong, would. It didn’t and I’m eternally grateful to the forces that be for ensuring tha
Bits and Pieces of Randomness
In "The Dana Files", Date: 05/15/08 10:11am
I’m at the Imperfect Parent today, in which I discuss breaking up with a bad job. My friend is stuck in a stressful job situation. Or is she addicted? Got any advice to share? Send it over!
A Milwaukee Trip recap is forthcoming, as soon as Flick
A Trip to Mill-e-wah-que
In "The Dana Files", Date: 05/13/08 2:34pm
Dawson and I are in Milwaukee. We have Brewers tickets tonight and a date with the giraffes at the Milwaukee County Zoo tomorrow. I wanted to blog about this yesterday, but the idea of driving 2 1/2 hours with Dawson to a big city was rather intimidatin
Mother’s Day In Pictures
In "The Dana Files", Date: 05/12/08 10:10am
I was going to write a lengthy tribute to mothers, but I’ve read several brilliant Mom Tributes and I can’t think of a better way to say, “Happy Mother’s Day” to all the hardworking mothers of the world. I hope you enjoyed t
Out of Order - Updated
In "The Dana Files", Date: 05/11/08 9:55pm
Hello — I’m having some problems with my blog template. The Dana Files will be back as soon as I can figure out what exactly happened.
I tried to remove an old button from the sidebar but something went awry.
Please hanging in there with me u
Hummingbird Jewelry from White Hot Magik
In "The Dana Files", Date: 05/10/08 5:13am
It’s no secret that I love jewelry. I’ve got it all, from Avon to Lia Sophia. Some of my favorites are the handmade pieces I’ve purchased from Rebecca. My love of jewelry is probably why I became very excited when White Hot Magik showe
Take Me Out to the Mall Game
In "The Dana Files", Date: 05/09/08 4:19am
Right after Dawson was born, I had this irrational fear of taking him out in public alone. My baby intimidated me, and because I was nursing, I decided to only leave the house with Dawson in tow if it was absolutely necessary. This included monthly chec
Why Getting My Workout Isn’t Working Out
In "The Dana Files", Date: 05/08/08 10:57am
Over the last few months I’ve been slacking when it comes to my exercise regime. You may recall that my family has joined the YMCA and for the first three months I went to aerobics, yoga and Butts ‘n Guts classes religiously. Then I got te
Attack of the Pod Preschooler
In "The Dana Files", Date: 05/07/08 7:41am
It was bound to happen. I should have expected it. No sooner than I wrote this post, praising my adorable, loving child did he turn into the spawn of Satan and launch a direct attack on his mother, in the form of a full force temper tantrum.
It was a me
Missing My Baby
In "The Dana Files", Date: 05/05/08 10:19am
Lately, I’ve been in a bit of a funk about motherhood. Little Dawson isn’t really so little anymore. He is only three years old, but my son is growing more independent every day. He wants to do everything by himself. He doesn’t want
One is Fun, but…
In "The Dana Files", Date: 05/04/08 5:39am
As the mother of one adorable little boy, I can’t offer advice about life with two kids. However, I remember when I was pregnant with Dawson, my co-worker with two children decided to grace me with her parenting expertise. I didn’t ask for i
Let’s Catch Up, Shall We?
In "The Dana Files", Date: 04/30/08 8:56pm
It’s been five days since my last entry, but it feels like five years. I’ve struggled to find the appropriate words upon my return to the blogosphere after this short hiatus (I’m referring to my error in judgment at BlogHer last week).
Spring, Glorious Spring!
In "The Dana Files", Date: 04/20/08 5:25pm
Just about a week ago I woke up to snow outside my bedroom window. It was a fluke. I mean, really. Snow? In April? So depressing.
After a long, extremely cold winter, I prayed for Spring every day. Dawson felt my pain. Every morning since January, he
Chuck E. Cheese is the Devil Incarnate
In "The Dana Files", Date: 04/14/08 12:48pm
We don’t have a Chuck E. Cheese restaurant (arcade? waste of money? place where parents go to die a slow, painful death?) in our town. The nearest one is an hour away in the city of Appleton. We had never gone to one before. Now I completely und
Bits and Pieces of Bloggy Stuff
In "The Dana Files", Date: 03/17/08 6:04am
I know I haven’t really been blogging much the last few days, and I apologize for leaving you all hanging. I’d like to give you an amazing excuse, but I don’t have one. Yeah, I’ve been busy. But everyone is busy and they still f
