All before 8:00 a.m.
Category: Fun
Posted: Sep 16, 2008 09:01 am
(posted by: aceswyf)
This morning.
I'm asleep, still sick. I decide to stay home from work and let Hannah sleep a little later before I drag my big butt outta bed and take her to school. She wakes up at 7:15 and comes in. This is how it starts before she even says good morning.
Hannah: *shake shake shaking me awake* "Mommy, wake up."
Mommy: *rubbing my eyes and checking the clock* "I'm awake. What's up?"
Hannah: "Can we adopt a 3rd grader sister for me?"
Mommy: *rubbing eyes faster, looking around to make sure I was still in the right dimension* "What?!"
Hannah: "Please?!?!! I want to adopt a 3rd grader sister for us so that I'll have an older sister who'll torment me!"
Mommy: "Why? Who do you know that has an older sister that torments them?"
Hannah: "No one. I just dreamed about it and now I really want one."
Mommy: *not wanting to rock the boat and tell her no until she's ready for school* "OK, I will ask your daddy tonight. Maybe we can borrow a 3rd grader or something."
--later this morning--
Hannah: "Mommy, I just got this great idea from Moe."
Hannah: "No, nevermind, Moe was wrong. That idea would hurt my feelings."
Mommy: "Uhh...back up? Who's Moe?!"
Hannah: "Oh, that's my brain. I name all my body parts. It helps me remember that they're there."
Mommy: *completely unphased* "What did you name your feet?"
Hannah: "Burt and Moe"
Mommy: "You can't name your foot Moe if your brain is Moe, won't that get confusing?"
Hannah: "Oh, I forgot. It's Burt and HOMER...like HOMER SIMPSON, only just HOMER."
