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antygammaJoined: 1/11/07 Posts: 3937 Mommytalking Oracle Rep points: 29010 Send PM antygamma is online! | Title: Simple Home Remedys Posted: 12 months ago
Simple Home Remedies 1. Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop. 2. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the shower. 3. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. 4. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. 6. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. 7. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKYS. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.  Phil 4:8 think on those things that are true,honest,just,pure,lovely and of good report,if there be any virtue any praise, think on these things Jesus loves the little children !!! HES GOT THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD IN HIS HANDS !!! | |
jenni182Joined: 11/23/07 Posts: 205 Seasoned Vet Rep points: 2326 Send PM | Title: Simple Home Remedys Posted: 12 months ago
ROFL....I loved it, I was having a hard day, and this headache is just killing me!! The Home Remedys was just what I needed!!
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katiecsJoined: 2/20/07 Posts: 236 Seasoned Vet Rep points: 1509 Send PM | Title: Simple Home Remedys Posted: 12 months ago thanks for the laugh! that was hysterical! | |
NwflglJoined: 1/03/08 Posts: 35 In the Know MommyTalker Rep points: 215 Send PM | Title: Simple Home Remedys Posted: 12 months ago
oh tha was good! Stacie Wife to DH (Feb01) Mommy to DS (May01), DD (May02), DS (Jul04) What's meant to be will ALWAYS find a way! |
